LOST! Reward Offer if Found!

A couple of months ago, I was on a mission.
I wanted two items and searched far and wide for them.
The items were:
1. Camel colored cordouroy collared jacket with buttons going down the front with a pink flowerdy lined inside. (wasn't necessarily looking for the lined part, but that is how it come) Found at Target.

2. A blue jean jacket with a collar and a few buttons to wear with khakis or jeans. Found at Mervyn's store closing sale.

So for the last two weeks, I have been unable to locate above said items. I thought, well with everything scattered and piled and in four different closets, I'll not panic until I get the closet cleaned out and redone.

That happened last weekend. Still no camel jacket or blue jean jacket.
Now, I can't for the life of me, find these two necessities. I can't imagine what happened to them or where they may be, but I'm on the search!

I know I did not let anyone BORROW them. The girls say they don't have them. I can't get to their closet to really look yet. It seems a Hurricane came through last week and destroyed the south end of the house.
J do you have them? Did you raid my closet without me knowing or remembering?

Anyhow, I am offering a reward if they are found.
How does two loved articles of clothing come up missing at the same time?
While I am at it, I also have a beige bra missing. Now I know for a fact no one I know needs something that big, plus it is specially made for post mastectomies. So I must have a clothes compactor or something. I wonder if they are where all those 1/2 pairs of socks went....to sock heaven....

HELP, I'm having withdrawals!