How Hard Is It?

to flush the freakin commode and not pee all over the seat, floor and wall? No, I am not talking about my DH, I am talking about my children, particularly one little boy who just can not get the fact that you pee in the toilet and that little metal thing on the side of it helps get it out of the bowl and down to the septic tank where it does not reak!

I had to go pee, so I went to the closest one. I just cleaned that sucker Tuesday, it is Thursday people. I think he sees how much pee he can canvas the floor and lid with without making it into the bowl! That just drives me nuts. I walk in their bathroom and it reaks with urine smell and that is just something I cannot handle.

I have plastered signs up with iconic representation and pictures everywhere in that freakin bathroom that says FLUSH, do not walk out of this bathroom without flushing, Please flush toilet, Flush before you leave. Do they do it? Hill NO! What do you do with a child that loves to pee on the walls and floor. I'm to the point where I am going to have him clean it up with his toothbrush. Is that child abuse? Just kidding, all you people choking on your tongues out there. I wouldn't actually do it, that is totally too unsanitary but I need to come up with some preventative measure or a consequence. He is worse than the 3 dogs we have in the house.

I'll have to think on this one a bit.